吃豬大腸的時候要咬久一點!

可以理解啦不過感覺上是怪怪的...........  =.=                         
                                                                          
吃豬大腸的時候要咬久一點                                                    
                                                                          
知道嗎，吃豬大腸的時候要咬久一點、嚼碎一點                                  
                                                                          
「為什麼？」                                                                
                                                                          
「 因為豬大腸不容易消化。」                                                
                                                                          
「……。」                                                                    
                                                                          
「妳知道為什麼豬大腸不容易消化嗎」                                          
                                                                          
「不知道。」                                                              
                                                                          
「因為人的消化器官除了胃之外，還有大腸。如果妳吃下去的豬大腸沒有被妳的牙齒咬爛，就會被『妳自己的大腸』認出來『它』也是大腸，妳的大腸就會對『它』說：
『耶，妳也是大腸嘛！』                                                      
                                                                          
然後沒被咬爛的豬大腸就會對妳的大腸說：『對呀，我也是大腸！』                
                                                                          
於是，妳的大腸就會在『同類不相殘』的心理狀態下說：『既然妳也是大腸 .... 那  
就放妳一馬吧。』然後，所謂的消化不良就發生了。」                            
                                                                          
「……。」                                                                  
                                                                          
「所以，我們在吃豬大腸的時候，一定要咬久一點、嚼碎一點，讓它爛讓我們的大腸
認不出來，才會消化。」                                                      
                                                                          
「……。」      騙肖仔....